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Chokeslam
02:57
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CHOKESLAM
i wonder why you always say, that girls can not be strong
if you would know my girlfriend you would know that you are wrong
she`s hot and she`s a cute, but that`s just her disguise
she`s professional wrestling champion and she knows just how to fight
drives me crazy, why am i weak and you`re strong
i`m such a loser, still it`s the same old song yeah, but
everytime we kiss feels just like i hear the angles singing
everytime we kiss feels just like i hear the ring bells ringing
its a shame, i can´t believe it
but everytime we kiss feels just like i am the one and only man
sometimes when i`m in trouble, some guys wanna beat me up
i`m calling for my girlfriend and then shortly she shows up
the first one gets some punches, the second one hits the door
the last one tries to run but he gets chokeslammed on the floor
and when i`m lying in my bed i dream that i am like the rock in welcome to the jungle
i would take you by your hand and feel like a hell of a man,
oh soon come that day but till then i`ve got to say
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Omnec Onec
02:29
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OMNEC ONEC
she`s born on venus 300 years ago
she said that time there`s running realy slow
she had a bird and she ate sucking pig
she came to earth as a seven year old kid
now she spends hope and gives advices
to fat women in midlife crisis
beam me up, wanna leave this stupid world, cause i`ve got nothing better to do
beam me up, make me high and make me fly, yeah one day I´ll make my dream come true,
well so go and fuck you!
she said all races came from different stars
she said that asian people came from mars
she said that thor and odin were her friends
she said venusian sex is more intense
unconditional love, journey of the soul, yeah i know thats what she`s told
born to teach the human race, to make this world a better place
get me out, please send me into outer space
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Another Sad Song
02:43
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